January 2011
i remember when i was little and went to my aunts for the summer she thought it was like a horrible thing to watch a movie more than once and would literally get rid of every VHS they had after they had watched it
i pretty much just watch the movies i like over and over and the only time i watch anything else is if im forced to by friends/family or if im over at someones and they wanna watch...
no you know what is annoying
when people ask you how you learned to draw
and youre like “well ive been doing it all my life so i guess…practice..idk” and they like don’t believe you
and its like okay what were you looking for did you want me to say “yea well when i was 13 i was bit by a tiger and then something amazing happened and i could talk to animals! and you...
December 2010
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one time on one of those music lyric sites there was a girl that wrote a really indepth word-for-word analysis on how the song when you were young by the killers is about childhood obesity
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H says:
fffff
i feel like the ship in titanic
what was it called....
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melaugh:
I’m on tonight You know my hips don’t lie And I’m starting to feel you boy Come on let’s go, real slow Don’t you see baby asi es perfecto
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Anonymous asked: I'm sorry that I exist. Please have a good life, will you?
yaoiguai asked: Hello, fair lovely.
pikwachu asked: HELLO I AM NOT REALLY ASKING YOU ANYTHING BUT YEAH ANYWAY...
i just wanted to say you have a cool as heck tumblr and i found you because i thought you had a neat avatar while searching for tamagotchi stuff.
uhhyep.
i just wanted to say you have a cool as heck tumblr and i found you because i thought you had a neat avatar while searching for tamagotchi stuff.
uhhyep.
assporn asked: I'm glad we're friends.
<3
<3
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Anonymous asked: you are a wonderful person and i hope you know that.
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H says:
thatd be really scary
if you just like
went into an apartment
and there was just these dead people
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booby trap
noun
in which someone uses a bra to trap someone, therefore using the powers of boobs to make achievements and advancements.
“perhaps antoine doidson could’ve put research forth into the booby trap method to protect his sister.”
“this guy wasn’t listening to me so i pulled the booby trap and cut off his circulatory system with the power of underwire”
DO NOT LOOK UPWARD AT ME.
Caitlin says:
omg
what if the crab was wearing a mask
can crabs wear masks?
like the only have their little eyes popping up
can they wear them?
H says:
someone would have to poke their eyes through the holes
and while they're swimming i would imagine it would just get misplaced and look really stupid
Caitlin says:
heehee
"GOD DAMMIT FRANK YOU MESSED UP YOUR MASK AGAIN. WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO STOP AT HOME. LET ME FIX IT. DON'T YOU ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME"
demanding crab wife
H says:
can a crab roll its eyes
Caitlin says:
well it can move them
so maybe
can it move them far enough to have them roll, though?
wait
crabs eyes don't roll
CRABS CANNOT ROLL THEIR EYES
"DO NOT LOOK UPWARD AT ME"
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H says:
uhm like its in the future or well
not like JETSONS future lmao but to the point where society has robot maids
oh wait
.....
that is jetsons
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H says:
lmao omg i cant think of what the shirt is called
like
...not a tshirt
like
....the...shirts that are...uhm
they have collars
and wittle buttons at the top
what is that
is it just called a shirt
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“My apartment is infested with koala bears. It’s the cutest infestation...”
– Mitch Hedberg
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tmcb asked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZbhk-FRxo8
whaleextract asked: I remember too, soo many fun / giggly things! oh I miss!
yes MSN isn't frequent to me recently, but I think I will sign on soon + more
it would always -not send- which made me feel bad xD
what's up for you recently though?
yes MSN isn't frequent to me recently, but I think I will sign on soon + more
it would always -not send- which made me feel bad xD
what's up for you recently though?
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assporn asked: Hey, Hope! Have happy holidays! (lol alliteration)
in which i make up a horror movie
H says:
thats so weird that was one of my lurkers too
like
you know those people like
well idk if you have your visitors box enabled
but like
they visit all the time but never ever fav or comment or anything
its so weird i have a ton of those
Caitlin says:
oh on dA? I don't have my little box enabled XD
H says:
omg then you wont see the lurkers
stalking in the night
preying on orphans
buying moderately high priced lobster
Caitlin says:
QAQ
omg
so scary
lobster?
these people are made of nightmares
H says:
caitlin
they buy lobsters
and they glue them
to their walls
their livingroom walls
ALIVE
and they sit there and like they gradually feed them every once in awhile
just enough to get by
but they talk to them while they're watching tv
they sit ever so close so they can hear their lobster whimpers
and they tell them stories
stories of a lobster heaven where everything is beautiful and no lobster is left behind
harmony rules the land and sea creatures are eternally free
Caitlin says:
omg you cannot see my horrified expression but omg that is the scariest thing I have ever heard ever
H says:
and then they leave
and the lobster cries alone
waiting for the day their wall dwellings will end
lmfaooo i dont even
what if people did that
Caitlin says:
I would seriously cry
that is so scary
can you imagine going over to like a client's house and seeing that
H says:
what if that was a horror movie
but it was all shot in indie vintage tone
and the main character was heath ledger
like heath ledger's corpse was playing the lead
and they used peanut butter to make his mouth move
or theyd be all stylistic and have the camera focused on just the feet
so youd never know who the killer was
Caitlin says:
omg I can't breath
H says:
it would be called
"the lobster stands alone"